Sooooo I didn't go to sleep until eleven thirty and probably didn't fall asleep until at least midnight. Because I fail. Then I woke up at six, wrote a Good Omens drabble in VERY TINY HANDWRITING (smaller than usual, even), and went back to sleep. My alarm went off at eight, but I reset it to nine thirty and went back to sleep. And actually woke up at nine thirty. And that was my morning, yay.



This book ("The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian" by Sherman Alexie) amuses me so much.

"My grandmother had no use for all the gay bashing and homophobia in the world, especially among other Indians.
'Jeez,' she said. 'Who cares if a man wants to marry another man? All I want to know is who's going to pick up all the dirty socks?'"

That, and the frank discussions of masturbation.

"And maybe you're thinking, 'Well, you really shouldn't be talking about masturbation in public.'
Well, tough. I'm going to talk about it because EVERYBODY does it. And EVERYBODY likes it."



In answer to the grandmother's question...

Ford/Arthur -- Arthur would pick up the socks.
Crowley/Aziraphale -- Aziraphale would pick up the socks (and Crowley might set the socks on fire occasionally, because pyromania is funtimes).

Brody/Hooper -- I guess Hooper would pick up the socks, just because Brody is probably used to Ellen doing that for him.

House/Wilson -- Wilson would pick up the socks.

Batman/Ironman -- Bruce would probably pick up the socks... and then Tony would probably build a robot to do it for them.

I can't think of any more pairings off the top of my head. But I'm curious... who are other people's pairings, and who would pick up the socks? Or if you disagree with any of my assessments, tell me why, haha.

(Maybe I should post this on the OTP and/or fandom meme comms? Dunno.)