24
7th Heaven
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Alias
American Gothic
Angel (I've seen... one episode.)
Arrested Development
Babylon 5
Babylon 5: Crusade
Batman: The Animated Series
Battlestar Galactica
Baywatch
Beavis & Butthead
Beverly Hills 90210
Bewitched
Blake’s 7
Bonanza
Bosom Buddies
Boston Legal (My roommate is crazy for it, but it's nowhere online so I haven't been able to watch much of it.)
Boy Meets World
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Working on getting ahold of season six. Maybe over the summer.)
Brothers and Sisters
Chappelle's Show
Charlie's Angels
Charmed
Cheers
Clarissa Explains it All (Haha, this was one of my favorite shows the summer before 7th grade, when I had access to cable and absolutely nothing to do but watch tv.)
Columbo
Commander in Chief
Coupling
Cowboy Bebop
Crossing Jordan (I still watch from time to time when I'm at my parents' house and bored -- but really, why are the MEs investigating the murders here?)
CSI
CSI: Miami (Though I prefer Las Vegas.)
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
DaVinci's Inquest
Dawson's Creek
Dead Like Me (I've only watched the first few shows! Maybe more someday.... it's a fun show.)
Deadliest Catch
Deadwood
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives
Dharma & Greg
Different Strokes
Doctor Who (I kind of want to. But... I haven't yet. Except for that one episode, on a red eye flight -- I don't think I was even consious for most of it.)
Dragnet
Due South
ER (My mother has a Thing for George Clooney.)
Everwood
Everybody Loves Raymond
Facts of Life
Family Guy (Oh god. In AP Gov whenever we ran out of things to do, this kid Brian always had some season or another in his backpack and the teacher would put it on for kicks.)
Farscape
Father Ted (It looks pretty funny. Nuns! Reverse, reverse!)
Fawlty Towers
Felicity
Firefly (FOR THE WIN.)
Frasier
Friends (I watched the first season all in one night instead of sleeping last semester, for no particular reason. Nothing since then, though.)
Futurama
Get Smart
Gilligan's Island
Gilmore Girls (Not enough to say I've followed the show.)
Grey's Anatomy
Grange Hill
Growing Pains
Gunsmoke
Happy Days
Hercules: the Legendary Journeys (This is one of those things I watched because it was all that was showing on Sunday afternoons.)
Heroes
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (BBC) (FOR ANOTHER WIN!)
Hogan's Heroes
Home Improvement (Well, maybe not all the episodes, but one can only watch so many reruns before feeling that way.)
Homicide: Life on the Street
House MD (Not counting the past few recent episodes. I own seasons one through three.)
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy
Inuyasha
Invader Zim (To make room for the cupcake!)
Invasion
Hell's Kitchen
JAG
Jackass
Joey
Kim Possible (oh, cartoon network.)
Kung Fu
Kung Fu: The Legend Continues
La Femme Nikita
LA Law
Laverne and Shirley
Law and Order: SVU
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (Haha, that was forever ago. My dad used to tease me by calling it "Louis and Clark".)
Lost
Lost in Space
M*A*S*H (Not all. Unfortunately.)
MacGyver
Malcolm in the Middle
Married... With Children
Melrose Place
Miami Vice
Mission: Impossible
Mod Squad
Monk
Mork & Mindy
Murphy Brown
My Life As A Dog
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
Mythbusters (My brother loves this.)
NCIS
Ned Bigby's Declassified School Survival Guide
Nip/Tuck
Numb3rs
One Tree Hill
Oz
Perry Mason
Power Rangers (*snirk*)
Press Gang
Prison Break
Profiler
Project Runway
Quantum Leap
Queer As Folk (US) (I watched all of one season... maybe third or fourth... except for the finale, which the group of friends I was watching it with watched without me and a month later were like, "Oh, we watched that weeks ago... Weren't you there?" So I haven't watched any since.)
Queer as Folk (UK) (I kind of want to.)
Red Dwarf (Okay, not quite all of, because the site I was watching it on was shut down. But as much as humanly possible... The first few seasons were the best ones, anyway.)
ReGenesis
Remington Steele
Rescue Me
Road Rules
ROME
Roseanne
Roswell
Saved by the Bell (I don't even remember this, I just know I watched it a lot. That was in... elementary school?)
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? (Oh god, another one of my brother's favorites.)
Scrubs
Seaquest DSV
Seinfeld (I want to see the Chinese restaurant episode.)
Sex and the City
Six Feet Under
Slings and Arrows
Smallville
So Weird
South Park
Spongebob Squarepants
Square Peg
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise (I wish!)
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1
Starsky & Hutch
Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor (Heh. Remember that time someone almost died? And the camera man couldn't help because then he would have lost his job and been sued? OMFG, reality tv.)
Taxi
Teen Titans
That 70's Show
That's So Raven
The 4400
The Addams Family
The Amazing Race (My family follows this, so I watch it when I visit.)
The Andy Griffith Show
The A-Team
The Avengers
The Beverly Hillbillies
The Brady Bunch
The Black Donnolleys
The Cosby Show
The Daily Show
The Dead Zone
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Flintstones
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Golden Girls
The Honeymooners
The Jeffersons
The Jetsons (Loooong time ago.)
The L Word (Another show I kind of wish I had time for.)
The Love Boat
The Magnificent Seven (No, but I played the theme song in high school pep band. Oh, Mag Seven.)
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Monkees
The Munsters
The O.C.
The Office (UK)
The Office (US)
The Powerpuff Girls (Guilty as charged.)
The Pretender
The Real World
The Shield
The Simpsons
The Six Million Dollar Man
The Sopranos
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The Twilight Zone
The Waltons
The West Wing (I watched it with my mom sometimes.)
The Wonder Years
The X-Files
Third Watch
Three's Company
Traders
Twin Peaks (No, but I have the soundtrack! It's my parents'. I kind of want to watch it, because I hear it's very strange.)
Twitch City
Unfabulous
Veronica Mars
Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
Will and Grace
Wings
Xena: Warrior Princess (Another only-thing-on-on-Sunday-afternoons show. Didn't she have a baby at one point, and date a woman at another?)

1. Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe
2. House MD
3. Firefly
4. Buffy
5. A Bit of Fry and Laurie
6. Invader Zim


Who is your favorite character from #2?
House. Natually.

Who is your least favorite character from #4?
Hmm... Dawn, I guess. The others have had more time to grow on me.

What would a cross over between #1 and #5 include?
HA. Well, the Improbability Drive would have a lot to do with it. Assuming the Heart of Gold plopped down in the middle of a Tony and Control sketch (which I am indeed going to assume, because it pleases me)... Arthur would be very happy to be back in England, though he would quickly realize that this is a somewhat exaggerated version of it. Ford would get a headache from the amount of stating the obvious that Tony and Control always do. It would end with Ford and Arthur getting into an argument over why on earth (ha) Arthur wants to stay in such a ridiculous place for any amount of time -- obviously the answer is that Arthur is terribly homesick, and any Earth will do. Ford's objection (duly noted by Control and passed on to Tony in a light blue folder meant to inform the Prime Minister that the alien space craft was apparently not sent by Soviet Agents after all, thank goodness and all that is British) is that he himself couldn't possibly stand to live there, but he can't stand to live without Arthur, so the only acceptable course of action would be for both of them to get back on the ship and take off. They come to a happy conclusion as to the nature of their deep feelings for one another, and then do so. Tony and Control, meanwhile, are left to being pleasant to each other in peaceful obliviousness, as they themselves are quite naive and asexual. Coffee?

(... It would be really funny if I wrote that. I might, yet.)

What is your favorite ship from #6?
... Zim's ship? It goes zoom!

If you were to set one person from #3 and one person from #6 up on a blind date, who would they be?
Kaylee and Gir. It would be endlessly entertaining. They would decorate the engine room and Zim's lair to pretty music.

If you could meet one person from #4 and spend the day with them, who would and be and what would you do?
Since it's day, I suppose I can't very well say Spike... at least not in a going-anywhere-doing-anything capacity. Willow would be my first second choice.

If you could change one thing about #2's Plot line, what would you change?
I would make House/Wilson (or possible Wilson/House) canon. It wouldn't be that much of a change. (Amber is clearly only thrre to make House jealous.)

Explain a relationship between two people (not necessarily romantic) from show #5 and why you like the relationship between them?
HAHAHA. Well, if you go to youtube and look up Major Donaldson, you'll see just how easy Stephen and Hugh make it to slash them. It's not even subtext.

If the lead title character (first name in the credit sequence) from #1 and #3 were both drowning, and you could only save one, who would it be?
Hmm, Arthur Dent or Mal Reynolds... Mal can fend for himself.

If you could change the title characters' order in the credits for #4, what order would you choose?
Eh, the one that's there now suits me well enough.

If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #1 what would the character line be and what would their role be?
I would add young unpaid hostpital intern named Amanda, who has been kicked out of every licensed drivers ed program in a thirty mile radius and is being taught to drive (sort of) by Arthur Dent, because he's a nice guy and her parents are paying him. She would come running up just as Arthur's house is being bulldozed and accidently be rescued from the distruction of the Earth as well, though she will feel physically ill about it due to the lack of beer (muscle relaxant) in her system -- all because her parents decided that since she's eightteen she may as well learn how to take care of herself without their support, and kicked her out. This all happens, of course, on her eighteenth birthday. She fits in pretty well with the universe because she didn't really know what she was doing on Earth either, and she has a shoulder bag full of things she nicked from her job at the hospital (which she hated, mostly because she wasn't expected to do anything and didn't even get paid) like pharmicutical samples, spare bits of bandages, single serving packets of instant jell-o chocolate pudding, and quick-steeping tea.

(No, I haven't been giving that a lot of thought. ... I would never write it, anyway. Far too absurd.)

What happens in your favourite episode of show #2?
Hmm. My favorite episode is "One Day, One Room". It's basically a forty-five minute philosophical debate about life, abuse, and why people are fucked up. In the most sarcastic, biting-wit way possible.

If you could kill off one of the characters in #1 who would it be and how would you do it?
I... I don't think I could kill any of them. Well, maybe Trillian. Because her voice is so obnoxious.

If you got the change to visit the set for either show #3 or show #5 which would you choose?
Oh I'd take the Firefly set, hands down. Mind the fiberglass edges, though, they bite.

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
Anna Karenina
Crime and Punishment
Catch-22
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Wuthering Heights
The Silmarillion
Life of Pi: a novel
The Name of the Rose
Don Quixote
Moby Dick
Ulysses
Madame Bovary
The Odyssey
Jane Eyre
A Tale of Two Cities
The Brothers Karamazov
Guns, Germs, and Steel: the fates of human societies
War and Peace
Vanity Fair
The Time Traveler’s Wife
The Iliad
Emma
The Blind Assassin
The Kite Runner
Mrs. Dalloway
Great Expectations
American Gods
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Atlas Shrugged
Reading Lolita in Tehran: a memoir in books
Memoirs of a Geisha
Middlesex
Quicksilver
Wicked: the life and times of the Wicked Witch of the West
The Canterbury Tales
The Historian: a novel
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Love in the Time of Cholera
Brave New World
The Fountainhead
Foucault’s Pendulum
Middlemarch
Frankenstein
The Count of Monte Cristo
Dracula
A Clockwork Orange
Anansi Boys
The Once and Future King
The Grapes of Wrath
The Poisonwood Bible: a novel
1984
Angels & Demons
The Inferno
The Satanic Verses
Sense and Sensibility
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Mansfield Park
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
To the Lighthouse
Tess of the D’Urbervilles
Oliver Twist
Gulliver’s Travels
Les Misérables
The Corrections
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
Lord of the Flies
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Dune
The Prince
The Sound and the Fury
Angela’s Ashes: a memoir
The God of Small Things
A People’s History of the United States: 1492-present
Cryptonomicon
Neverwhere
A Confederacy of Dunces
A Short History of Nearly Everything
Dubliners
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Beloved
Slaughterhouse-five
The Scarlet Letter
Eats, Shoots & Leaves
The Mists of Avalon
Oryx and Crake: a novel
Collapse: how societies choose to fail or succeed
Cloud Atlas
The Confusion
Lolita
Persuasion
Northanger Abbey
The Catcher in the Rye
On the Road
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Freakonomics: a rogue economist explores the hidden side of everything
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: an inquiry into values
The Aeneid
Watership Down
Gravity’s Rainbow
The Hobbit
In Cold Blood: a true account of a multiple murder and its consequences
Treasure Island
David Copperfield
The Three Musketeers