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2 Ford Prefect (Hitchhikers)
3 Dougie Poynter (band, McFly)
4 Tom Fletcher (band, McFly)
5 Harry Judd (band, McFly)
6 Danny Jones (band, McFly)
7 Gregory House (House MD)
8 James Wilson (House MD)
9 Zaphod Beeblebrox (Hitchhikers)
10 Roosta (Hitchhikers)
Questions are here. I even answered most of them.
If Tom and Zaphod Beeblebrox go to the cinema what film would they choose? Popcorn or sweets?
Zaphod would bring his own Pan-Galactic Gargleblasters. I'm not sure about Tom.
Arthur, Dougie and Roosta are baking a cake together. What sort of cake are they making? Will it taste?
Vanilla cake, because Arthur, as the most sensible and baking wise adult present, would be in charge of the project. Dougie would attempt to make a large green lizard on top the top of the cake with frosting. Roosta would use his towel to hide the cake from people like Zaphod, who would eat it.
You wake up in the middle of the night and see Ford and House are fighting. Ford lies on the ground injured. How will House react and what are you doing?
Heh, they're probably both drunk. Ford probably isn't that injured, and eventually House would loose his balance and fall over. I would film it, and threaten to send copies of it to Arthur and Wilson if they (Ford and House) don't promise to finally make out with their respective friends already.
Wilson makes a mix tape for Tom. What songs does he choose?
Um... Wilson making a mix tape for anyone would probably include the most romantic songs by any/every artist he knows for sure that the person likes. I don't actually know which bands Tom likes. Or I knew, I think, briefly, but then I forgot. Like a n00b.
Describe Harry in one word.
Posh. (That is kind of all I know about Harry. Not really.)
Ford is pregnant. Who is the father?
OH GOD. I bet it's Zaphod's! From a time long before Ford even met Arthur, and Betelgeusian males have long and subtle pregnancies. They were both drunk at the time, 'cause, let's face it, they pretty much always are -- which is not to say that Zaphod wouldn't do it again if he had the chance, mostly because he just likes sex and Ford happens to be very good at it. Ford might even agree, if he hadn't blacked out that night and now can't remember it. EVERYONE is confused. Except for Zaphod, who only pretends to be out of habit.
House betrays Dougie with Arthur, who’s in a relationship with Roosta. Tom admits to you, that he likes House. What is your first reaction?
That Tom is lying and is really just jealous of House (and indignant that he would cheat on Dougie). I would be surprised (but not all that much) that House decided to go for someone closer to his own age. (Well. Arthur is maybe about Wilson's age? I'm not sure.)
What would happen if Zaphod Beeblebrox and Harry being catapulted into the Middle Ages?
Chaos. Absolute chaos.
Ford has depressions. What will Wilson do to help him?
Try to talk him out of self-medicating with alcohol. Ultimately, Wilson would fail at this. Then Ford would meet Arthur and everything would be puppies and sunshine, and Wilson would be very grumpy and switch to trying to make House less miserable.
Danny, Dougie and Zaphod Beeblebrox are drunk and pass by a Love Hotel. What will happen next?
AHAHAHAHA. I daren't imagine -- Zaphod can be pretty persuasive when he's drunk.
Will Danny be a good president?
No! Hahahahaha. Unfortunately, big 'ands and a great singing voice are not enough to run a country. Also he's British, so they wouldn't let him.
Wilson is now a member of Scientology…
House would consider that justifiable grounds for homicide.
And Arthur is Miss Universe…
... *dies laughing*
Tom, Ford and Roosta are sitting in the same train compartment. What are they doing for not getting bored?
Ford and Roosta would be drinking. Tom would be writing songs about it. Between the three of them, they might somehow manage to set the train on fire.
Ford and Danny have a child together. How’s House's reaction to this fact?
House: "That's physically impossible. One of you must be lying about something." Ford: *raises his hand* "I'm not an earthling." House: "... Oh. What about you?" Danny: *shrugs* "I got big 'ands." (And that's kind of all I know about Danny. Not really.)
What’s in the bathroom of Wilson?
Hair care products.
Arthur and Tom are participating on the Olympic Games. Which discipline do they choose and are they successful?
I don't know which event either of them would be in (opinions, anyone?), but no matter what it would be pretty hilarious.
And who will come to encourage them?
Oh, I expect the other McFly boys would come to cheer for Tom... and film any embarrassing mistakes he happens to make. For Arthur... Ford and Trillian (even though she's not actually in my list of characters), and between the two of them they might drag Zaphod along.
You are coming home from an hard day and find Arthur and Danny on your bed. Feeding each other strawberries. You…?
... That image just needs to not be in my brain. I would spend the rest of the week drinking with Ford.
Why do you hate Harry?
I don't hate Harry. He's cute.
You see Roosta cry. Why is he crying?
Because Zaphod left him for a piece of fairy cake.
Would Wilson ever rape Ford?
Oh god. I don't even know how he could.
On a mostly unrelated note, soon I will get around to re-watching and write some Broody/Hooper. Haha, Brooper. That namesmush makes me laugh almost as much as Pudd. (And Snarry! *dies again* XD)
- Mood:
amused
Comments
... *dies laughing*"
*also dies laughing* That is funny for so many reasons. xD
BTW, did I mention I think I love you? (in a platonic, non-scary way) You like Ford and Arthur and you like House and Wilson. 'Nuff said.
If you also like Good Omens, I will fake marry you. xDD
Hmm, all of them out? That's crazy. Me, I'm desperate--I lent mine to a friend and she's never given it back and so I bought another copy. ^_^;;
Well, we should probably do an Elvis from both places, to be fair and all to the fandoms. Hee. I can't decide--should we each have Arthur and Aziraphale for maids of honor and Ford and Crowley for the best men? *snicker*
And yes, I've always wanted to be married on the bridge of the Heart of Gold, except it could be rather awkward if the improbabilty drive got turned on. Although, maybe then Ford and Arthur would be getting married with us. xD And lol, Marvin would be a perfect giver-awayer. 'I see the rest of you are happy on this special day but i, on the other hand, am terribly depressed. and giving away the bride has aggravated the pain in the diodes of my left side.' etc.